Bertrand Fan @bert@bert.org
My power went out yesterday so I couldn’t open my blinds, have art on my walls, make coffee, or get into my garage. There’s nothing like a dystopian future that you’ve brought upon yourself.
I think I learned a lesson about accessibility today as I was yelling at Siri to tell me how to get tree sap off my hands. (The answer is hand sanitizer)
I can’t remember the last time I listened to all of Hypnotize https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzZi-YrkRY
So, I don’t agree with it, but I get why these Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube logos exist, but does Velcro really want me to add it to its professional network on LinkedIn?
Amazon talks a big game about frustration free packaging but I never have any idea how to open these envelopes without a knife
It's a little weird going from having 1000+ followers on Twitter to having *checks* 9. More like Mastodont, amirite?
Conceptually, the Cell Phone Waiting Lot at SFO is going to be hard to explain to future generations.
just setting up my tooter
